Knights of St. Patrick Men's Fellowship Night

Brothers:

As members of the Fraternal Order of the Knights of St. Patrick, it is imperative that we celebrate our patron saint's feast day in the appropriate manner. The Brewing Committee has prepared a double batch of the Old Bolshie Amber Ale for the occasion, which will be served according to the usual regulation; namely, a Brother in the Fraternal Order is not drunk if he can still hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth. The Poker Committee, chaired by Brother Bruce, will be conducting the usual games of chance, subject to standard MMA "Octagon Rules."

Yours in St. Patrick,
Brother James